Most Shocking Children's Toys Ever produced



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Toys are planned well investments that companies spend never ending hours developing in the hopes that kids will use them to foster memories that they'll cherish for a lifetime. But may, they just end up looking like dongs. Here’s the list of toys which are on the other side of sound judgment, good taste and mental health.

Naughty Tarzan
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this doll, providing it's not in motion. Sure, why not a crude teenage boy could state that his right hand is positioned like it's holding a hidden boner. But when you activate the small lever on Tarzan's back, that's when the magic happens. There's no mistaking what he's doing. Mattel changed the doll after approximately 100 % of the boys who acquired the toy started making Tarzan jerk off within about Ten seconds.Why, what noise do you make when you masturbate?

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Skipper Grew Up
Skipper was allowed to be Barbie's little sister, in 1975, Mattel decided it was time for Skipper to hit puberty. After countless minutes of research, Mattel settled on the most factually accurate portrayal of puberty possible. That, obviously, means when you rotated Skipper's left arm, she'd grow one inch taller and spurt out some tits. As being a real girl! Obviously, the doll sparked a huge amount of controversy, so much so that Mattel never tried something so stupid anymore. Ha! Just kidding! They've recently started making a similar doll, except now, she's a skank! That should help.

Cock Slide
This giant inflatable "clearly a dong" slide occurs all over the Internet, but no-one seems to know where it's from ("Europe" is as close as anyone is here to nailing it down). As you can tell, it's supposed to be portion of a big, fun, inflatable train kids can crawl through. Why does the train trigger a giant cock? Seriously, nothing over a train resembles that.

Face Bank
Presumably the facial skin Bank exists for parents who would like to terrorize their children out of ever getting an allowance. Seriously, kids would rather swallow handfuls of change themselves than come anywhere near this damn thing. It appears as if Leatherface's mailbox.

Erwin The Little Patient
Erwin looks like the type of gift you'd package as well as a Cannibal Corpse record and a poster of Marilyn Monroe with the eyes reduce. We know you're supposed to encourage your child's talents, but let them have this doll to reduce open and soon they're moving up to frogs, cats, dogs, hookers and federal prison. Although we've got to admit, Erwin would make the most entertaining Show and Tell day ever. It may be even call educational, considering that the organs are color-coded that will put them all in a right place. Find it much more disturbing than educational, after all.

Pee&Poo Plushies
Making toilet training fun and approachable is an admirable goal, but this seems like a good way for the child to develop an unnatural affection toward their own waste products. At a minimum, the sympathetic "Why me?" faces for the waste products will make flushing the toilet a psychologically jarring event. Well, a minimum of it goes even at night original…

Here You Go, Dora!
No-one saw the design of this and thought a dildo shaped Dora the Explorer toy might not be the best idea? It took me approximately one second to get noticable the inappropriate shape. How did a whole company not see this? Honestly? Can it be us? Maybe there's another angle where it doesn't look 100 percent being a sex toy, but if so, why didn't they photograph it from that angle?